30 Absolutely Unfiltered Thoughts About the X-Files

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  1. The X-Files Season 10 finale airs tonight.
  2. I binge-watched the entire X-Files series during my freshman and sophomore years of college. It’s one of the few series that I’ve watched completely from beginning to end.
  3. When I was young my mom used to watch The X-Files every week, and she always made me leave the room. Was she worried I’d have nightmares or that I’d be inspired to pursue a career in paranormal investigation?
  4. In 2002 when I heard “Fox” I thought of good television. In 2016 when I hear “Fox” I think of Fox News.
  5. Mulder is cool. But David Duchovny’s career will always be defined by his role as hand model J.P. Prewitt.
  6. I did not know that extubate was a word. Apparently intubate is a word, as well.
  7. Episode 2, “Founder’s Mutation,” has been my favorite so far this season.
  8. My favorite scenes in Episode 2 were the ones in Goldman’s facility. The first trip into the facility was one of this season’s few genuinely creepy moments — those kids had serious deformities. And the closing of the episode, when the brother and sister reunited, provided genuine tension.
  9. I liked Mulder and Scully’s daydreams of lost possibilities with their son, William. These imagined flashbacks disrupted the episode’s flow somewhat — at first I wasn’t sure what was going on — but once I understood what they were I appreciated them.
  10. The X-Files looks stunning in HD. It’s probably the best-looking TV show I’ve ever seen (particularly the season opener). Then again, my opinion might be ill-informed — I don’t watch much big-budget network television.
  11. It’s interesting to consider how improved computer graphics and expanded budgets have affected the show. The X-Files’ early seasons were often about what you didn’t see; now the producers can show us nearly anything they can imagine. I’m not convinced this is a change for the better. Limitations have a way of stoking creativity.
  12. Lots of people are under the impression that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson look as though they haven’t aged a day since 1993. Apparently these people missed the brief flashback in episode 4. There is definitely more old-man fat on Mulder’s cheeks than there used to be.
  13. That’s not to say that Duchovny doesn’t look good. He’s looking pretty swank for 55.
  14. Gillian Anderson looks great, too. She’s very attractive in an understated way. Can you imagine if the producers had cast a busty blonde to play Scully instead? I can’t either.
  15. Speaking of characters, I’m one of those rare fans who actually liked Agent Doggett. Sure, he wasn’t Mulder, but wasn’t that the point? Robert Patrick handled the role well. Would the show have lasted longer if fans had embraced him?
  16. I’m not sure it would have. I think Chris Carter and the gang were already running on fumes by Season 8.
  17. Agent Reyes, on other hand, was a character I never much appreciated. I felt like she was brought on board just so that the show would have a believer — a new Mulder.
  18. That said, I am curious to see what role Reyes will play in tonight’s episode.
  19. It took me a moment to recognize the Lone Gunmen. Are they still officially dead? Considering that we only saw them in a hallucination, my guess is yes.
  20. Let’s face it. The Lone Gunman was too geeky for broadcast television. That said, in our present day world of Wikileaks and Edward Snowden, a new show in the same vein as The Lone Gunmen would be more relevant than ever.
  21. Also, did you know that The Lone Gunmen saved the World Trade Center six months before September 11th?
  22. I’ve never really enjoyed goofy episodes like Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster, (although it appears I’m the only one who feels this way). I think The X-Files is at its best when there’s tension; humor doesn’t lend itself to tension.
  23. Is anybody else disappointed we haven’t seen more Walter Skinner?
  24. Mitch Peliggi isn’t bald; his hair merely migrated to his chin.
  25. Mulder has appeared topless in 40% of Season 10’s episodes thus far. If this ratio had held in previous seasons, we would have 80 episodes with shirtless David Duchovny.
  26. It’s nice to see that the Department of Homeland Security has been seamlessly integrated into the world of The X-Files.
  27. Episode 1, a “mythology” episode, was by far the weakest of this season. Will Episode 6, also a mythology episode, prove more interesting?
  28. Does anyone actually care about the series mythology anymore? It’s seems doubtful that it will ever be wrapped up to anyone’s satisfaction. As far as I’m concerned, the mythology is a convoluted mess that takes time away from more worthy episodes.
  29. It is pretty cool that Cigarette Smoking Man is still around, though. Even if he is supposed to be dead. Maybe we’ll find out that he’s a zombie. The X-Files could borrow a page from The Walking Dead.
  30. When can I watch Season 11?

Henry Olsen

Writer, adventurer, and humble servant of the universe since 1986.